Monday, 31 August 2009

Insomnia

I'm thinking about starting up an "Insomniacs anonymous" where you just get loads of fucking weirdos meet up in a church hall or somewhere at 4/5 in the morning and talk about how they can't sleep etc etc. Narcoleptics anonymous would be better. The meeting would be fucking brilliant. "Hi my name's Dave and I suffer from zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" Wouldn't be able to serve drinks just in case they spilled them! Coffee wouldnt work anyway. What happens if you load some of them up with Red Bull or Boost or some shit like that.

Not much gone on since my last post just general fodder. Thinking of different ways to better myself. What would be more important giving up alcohol or gambling? Then turning whichever one of those into something good like either organising my life better or losing a bit of weight and getting fit. God only knows. Could do with reading a bit more aswell. 2 years without some form of proper education I can feel my mind becoming stale.

Just read that Simon Weston had skin from his arse to build his nose ofter he was burnt. That is amazing! When the man sneezes is it a fart? wouldnt like to suffer from hayfever if that was the case. I didn't even know the man served in the army for a long time, thought he did that to himself with a chip pan like the old advert. "use a wet tea towell to put out the fire" dont pour water on it or you'll look like this spastic!

Just wish I could go to sl

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